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 Welcome to South East Motocross
 09/08/10 03:13:36 AM

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wife or dogStarted by:coile33, Nov/21/09 08:54 PM
lock your wife and dog in closet for two
hours . when you let them out who will
be happier to see you? :lol: 		 
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By: coile33
Nov/21/09 08:54 PM
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Moved: TrackStarted by:biglots, Oct/02/09 09:37 PM
[url]http://www.jif.com/home.asp[/url]
:mrgreen: peanut butter is a great
meal anytime thats why i choose jif
brand peanut butter! 		 
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By: JoshuaP
Oct/04/09 02:12 PM
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Moved: Daniel Bell Cancels ClassesStarted by:flyin ryan, Aug/20/09 11:24 PM
ATTN: We just spoke with Daniel and he
wanted to let everyone know he has
cancelled classes for 50s that were to
be held at PK this weekend. This
includes classes on improper jumping
techniques and how to sneak onto the
track when it's not your turn. He w		  
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By: JMX
Aug/25/09 04:47 AM
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a good laugh Started by:lilcane88, Aug/05/09 10:29 AM
here's a good laugh for those who may be
having a bad
day [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvF24rnU_gM[/url]		  
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By: lilcane88
Aug/05/09 10:29 AM
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OBAMA JOKESStarted by:jsuzuki7, Apr/12/09 11:32 AM
A funny Obama motto: "A penny saved is
a penny taxed." Another funny
Obama motto: "If at first you don't
succeed, change the
rules." When Obama and tax
collectors meet, they wink at each
other. Under an Obama
presidency the IRS 		 
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By: ANDREW28
Apr/13/09 05:02 PM
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Can't mess with old menStarted by:redryder, Mar/26/09 01:01 PM
Grandpa gets audited
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The
IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and
summons him to the IRS
office. The IRS auditor was not
surprised when Grandpa showed up with
his at		  
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By: redryder
Mar/26/09 01:01 PM
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BlondesStarted by:DGaston, Feb/25/09 12:52 PM
A blonde is watching the news with her
husband when the newscaster says " Two
brazilian men die in a motor cycle
accident." The blonde starts crying to
her husband, sobbing 'Thats horrible!!!
So many men dying that
way!' Confused, he says, 'Yes dear,		  
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By: DGaston
Feb/25/09 12:52 PM
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REDNECK NINJA!!Started by:kawasakikid252, Feb/20/09 05:07 PM
I swear this has to be one of the
funniest youtube videos
ever! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuigcXvcy1A[/url] It
gets even better when you see the Jerry
Springer videos HAHA :mrgreen: :p 		 
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By: shistr
Feb/21/09 06:18 PM
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Ultimate blonde jokeStarted by:al8, Dec/22/08 09:33 AM
A blonde woman was speeding down the
road in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police
officer who was also a blonde. The
blonde cop asked to see the blonde
driver's license. She dug through
her purse and couldnt find it. She 		 
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By: al8
Dec/22/08 09:33 AM
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Layoff'sStarted by:Possumkingdommx, Nov/29/08 11:58 AM
Dear Employee: As a result of the
reduction of money budgeted for all
department areas, we are forced to cut
down on our number of personnel. Under
this plan, older employees will be asked
to take early retirement, thus
permitting the retention of 		 
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By: thatguy
Nov/29/08 08:43 PM
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You know your addicted to Motocross whenStarted by:jsuzuki7, Nov/28/08 08:00 PM
-you make bike noises in your
sleep -you know that 2fities ad
4fities are not rappas -you know hat a
table top has absoloutly nothing to do
with food -you talk about racing with
your non-MX friends and you go for so
long that they gaze of into 		 
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By: oldman125
Nov/29/08 06:00 PM
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OH redryder redryder where art tho??Started by:thatguy, Oct/18/08 09:55 PM
its been a longtime my crazy friend but
its good to see you again!! you ready
to do a morning mx show??? i think you
do heckuva kathy lee impersonation!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: 		 
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By: thatguy
Oct/24/08 10:05 AM
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Wednesday Practice Strawberry HillStarted by:jerkysue, Oct/19/08 10:19 AM
Strawberry Hill will be open for
Motocross Practice this Wednesday from
2:30 till 7:00 p.m. We had a good crowd
last Wednesday so we decided to try it
again. See our website for the details
at www.strawberryhillmx.com		  
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By: thatguy
Oct/21/08 08:43 PM
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Mans Rules, Ladies you need to readStarted by:jsuzuki7, Jul/08/08 09:27 PM
I found this on a another website Posted
by Casey and I had to put it on here.
[size=18][size=24]The Man Rules At
last a guy has taken the time to write
this all down Finally ,
the guys' side of the story. ( I must
admit, it's prett		  
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By: JOSH
Jul/10/08 05:14 PM
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www.FavorGoods.com,Nike dunk SB,sport...Started by:lsh0922, Jun/25/08 10:51 PM
www.FavorGoods.com , offers a large
variety of sports shoes now to pick
from, like Air Jordan Fusions,Air Jordan
XXIII, air max, shox, AF1s,Dunks
shoes,Prada,Puma,LV Shoes, etc,We carry
jeans,shorts,Handbags,Adidas,Hoodies,Sunglass,Watches,belts,caps,t-sh		  
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By: 828dad
Jun/26/08 06:46 PM
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You Might be a redneck IfStarted by:jsuzuki7, Jun/16/08 09:22 PM
* You recycle your own toilet
paper * Your mom has to shave more
times a month than your dad * You see
a bill board that says "Don't do crack"
and it reminds you to pull up your
pants. * You stare at a carton of
orange juice because it says "co		  
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By: kawasakikid252
Jun/21/08 12:00 AM
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ATTENTION sll track owners Sorry i p...Started by:crazierider, Jun/04/08 08:09 PM
This past sunday i was down at
Strawberryhill having some fun, my
son-in-law was running lakesidemx for me
while i was gone. Well it seems that
with these HIGH prices for fuel that our
so called government has giving us, has
started making people go do wro		  
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By: privateerconnect
Jun/05/08 08:38 AM
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TO TRUE TO BE FUNNYStarted by:jsuzuki7, Jun/04/08 02:20 PM
How many zeros in a billion? This is
too true to be funny. The next time
you hear a politician use the word
'billion' in a casual manner, think
about whether you want the
'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult num		  
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By: jsuzuki7
Jun/04/08 09:25 PM
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KIDS STAY IN SCHOOL "PLEASE"Started by:jsuzuki7, Mar/31/08 07:59 PM
The following are actual stories told
by travellers from Mendocino County,
CA to travel agents in the UK. (And you
wonder why US citizens generally
score less than the rest of the world
on geography...) A man called,
furious about a Florid		  
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By: rc1405
Apr/01/08 09:27 AM
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Don't mess with grandmaStarted by:redryder, Mar/04/08 08:38 AM
When Grandma went to court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi
grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer. In a
trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a
grandmotherly, elderly woman to 		 
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By: bcartee917
Mar/08/08 06:28 PM
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3 WishesStarted by:redryder, Mar/07/08 10:17 AM
3 men, a Canadian farmer, Osama bin
Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are
all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. 'I will give each of
you one wish, which is three wishes in
total', says the Genie. 		 
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By: JOSH
Mar/08/08 09:11 AM
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Great AdviceStarted by:jsuzuki7, Mar/04/08 10:18 PM
I recently asked several questions
and here were the responses: Q: I've
heard that cardiovascular exercise can
prolong life; is this true? A: Your
heart is only good for so many beats,
and that's it... don't waste them on
exercise. Everything wear		  
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By: JOSH
Mar/08/08 09:08 AM
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Should children.........Started by:redryder, Feb/28/08 05:42 PM
----- Should children witness
childbirth? Due to a power outage,
only one paramedic responded to the
call. The house was very dark so the
paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over
her mommy so he could see while he help		  
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By: jsuzuki7
Feb/28/08 09:45 PM
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Some things you can't explainStarted by:jsuzuki7, Feb/28/08 09:50 AM
A farmer was in a bar drinking and
looking all depressed. His friend
asked him why he was looking depressed
and he replied, "Some things you just
can't explain. This morning I was
outside milking. As soon as the bucket
was fill the cow kicked it down wit		  
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By: redryder
Feb/28/08 05:25 PM
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REDNECK SPECIAL FORCESStarted by:mxmom, Dec/07/06 09:03 AM
The Pentagon announced today the
formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the UNITED STATES
REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma ,Tennessee and Texa		  
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By: 51
Feb/06/08 03:48 PM
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SHIRTS OFFStarted by:jsuzuki7, Dec/18/07 08:31 AM
A woman sat on a plane heading for New
York, when the pilot announces that
because of difficulties with the plane's
engines, he must make an emergency
landing. The woman, fearing that this
may be the end of her life looks over to
a man sitting next to h		  
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By: KTM#89
Dec/18/07 03:16 PM
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WELCOME TO THE SOUTHStarted by:jsuzuki7, Aug/29/07 03:29 PM
Diary entries about moving to Nashville,
TN May 30, 2007 : Just
moved to Nashville Tennessee from
Chicago, Illinois. Now, this is a
city that knows how to live!
Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy
evenings. What a place! I wat		  
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By: ridered174
Nov/07/07 08:34 PM
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Funny Beer JokeStarted by:Bryan, Sep/06/07 12:04 AM
I usually don't find very many jokes out
there that make me laugh hysterically
but this one got me
going. [IMG]http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee29/mgmedia/pic09074.jpg[/IMG]		  
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By: redryder
Sep/06/07 10:07 AM
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HOW TO STAY MARRIEDStarted by:redryder, Jun/19/07 10:39 PM
By redryders wife
"How to Stay
Married" A man and woman had been
married for more than 60 years. They
had shared everything. They had talked
about everything. They had kept
no secrets from each other except that
th		  
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By: redryder
Jun/23/07 09:33 PM
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Psychiatrist'sStarted by:redryder, Jun/22/07 05:28 PM
A psychiatrist was conducting a group
therapy session with 4 young >> >> >
mothers & their small children. "You
all have obsessions," he >> >> >
observed. >> >> > >> >> > To the 1st
mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed
with eating. >> >> > You've		  
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By: redryder
Jun/22/07 05:28 PM
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Lines to make you smileStarted by:redryder, Jun/22/07 05:26 PM
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU
SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced
over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't. 2.. I
don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy
every minute of it. 3.. Some people are
alive only because it's illegal 		 
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By: redryder
Jun/22/07 05:26 PM
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BlondsStarted by:redryder, Jun/19/07 10:41 AM
FW: blonde joke > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> Carol and Donna, both blonde,
were doing some carpenter work on a > >
>> Habitat for Humanity house. > >
>> > > >> Carol, who was nailing down
house siding, would reach into her
nail > > >> pouch, pull ou		  
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By: kawasakikid252
Jun/19/07 12:58 PM
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The Farmers DonkeyStarted by:redryder, Jun/07/07 10:38 AM
> >> > >>This gives you a more
realistic view to the 5 rules of the
oldman :P > >> > >> > >>
________________________________ >
>> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into
a > >> well. The animal cried piteously		  
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By: rocky10f
Jun/07/07 09:24 PM
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Blue PigeonStarted by:redryder, Jun/06/07 04:01 PM
Fw: Fw: Blue Pigeon | | |
Inbox The Mayor of Phoenix
was very worried about a plague of
pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could
not remove the pigeons from the city.
All of Phoenix was full of pigeon
poop. The people of Phoenix could		  
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By: redryder
Jun/07/07 09:56 AM
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What's in your Tool BoxStarted by:oldman125, Apr/05/07 09:35 AM
Having worked in shops for 30+ years I
have amassed a collection of tools fair
in size. I also have gathered a few
scars from working on cars, trucks,
bikes, the home and yes even the kids
toys with those tools. I find it
humorous that tools designed for a		  
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By: oldman125
Apr/05/07 09:35 AM
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Things to do at walmartStarted by:whoopmonster, Feb/15/07 10:09 AM
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs.
Fenton insists that he go with her to
Walmart. He gets bored with all the
shopping. He prefers to get in and get
out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.
Here's a letter sent to her from the
store. Dear Mrs. Fento		  
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By: AhlMX6
Feb/27/07 06:30 PM
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WHO SAYS?!?!?!?!?!?!Started by:ker1989, Feb/26/07 11:35 PM
[IMG]http://i19.tinypic.com/2dkfrit.jpg[/IMG] WHO
SAYS, that white people aren't related
to monkeys? :P 		 
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By: redryder
Feb/27/07 07:18 AM
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Purina DietStarted by:old photos, Feb/06/07 02:47 PM
. . . not a joke, exactly -- more like a
funny/true story I heard: I was in
Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina
for my dogs and was in line to check
out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit
crabby so on impulse,		  
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By: redryder
Feb/06/07 04:06 PM
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Does this remind you of anythingStarted by:redryder, Jan/31/07 07:55 AM
and elsewhere)!!! 1.
BLAMESTORMING Sitting around in a
group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed, and who was
responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A
manager, who flies in, makes a lot of
noise		  
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By: Bryan
Jan/31/07 12:42 PM
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Things you learn by having a sonStarted by:whoopmonster, Jan/11/07 05:00 PM
1. A king size waterbed holds enough
water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
inches deep. 2. If you spray hair
spray on dust bunnies and run over them
with roller blades, they can
ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice
is louder 		 
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By: AhlMX6
Jan/21/07 09:40 PM
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